“I tried exercise once, but I think I’ll stick to being a snack and not doing them.”

“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.”

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.”

“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”

“I might be lazy, but I can do 100 different ways to avoid the gym.”

“My favorite exercise is a cross fit. I cross my fingers and hope my fitbit counts it.”

“I like to exercise at the gym, but mostly just to check out my own reflection.”

“I would do more cardio, but my heart just isn’t in it.”

“I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I make sure to tell everyone about it.”

“I work out because I know I would’ve been the first one to die in the Hunger Games.”

“The only six-pack I’ll ever have is in my fridge.”

“I hate exercise, but I love the feeling afterwards. The feeling of eating pizza guilt-free, that is.” QUOTES IN SPANISH ENGLISH TRANSLATION

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”

“I started a new workout routine, it’s called ‘Dinner and a show’. I lift my fork and watch reruns.”

“I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I make sure to complain about it for days afterwards.”

“I enjoy long romantic walks on the beach…if there’s a burger joint at the end.”

“I don’t need a gym membership, my stairs serve as a daily reminder of how much I avoid exercise.”

“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”

“I don’t run. If you ever see me running, you should probably run too because something is chasing me.”

“I believe in retail therapy. It’s kind of like a workout, right? I mean, I’m carrying all these shopping bags.”

“I don’t have a personal trainer, I have takeout menus.”

“They say exercise is a daily habit. Well, so is avoiding it.”