WORK QUOTES SHORT FUNNY

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“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates

“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.” – Thomas Jefferson

“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate vegetables.” – Anonymous

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” – Douglas Adams

“The harder you work, the luckier you get.” – Gary Player

“Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?” – Edgar Bergen

“As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.” – Anonymous

“Work hard, nap hard.” – Anonymous

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” – Don Marquis TED KACZYNSKI QUOTE GOOD WILL HUNTING

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any loser.” – Earl Wilson

“I’m not low maintenance. I’m no maintenance.” – Anonymous

“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” – Nan Porter

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Anonymous

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Anonymous

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