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“Behind every great husband is a woman rolling her eyes.”
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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
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“My husband calls me his better half because he knows he’s only half as good as me.”
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“Husbands are like wine – they take a long time to mature, and some turn into vinegar.”
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“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“My husband is a great listener, as long as I’m not talking.”
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“I asked my husband what he wants for his birthday. He said, ‘Nothing, just a lot of peace and quiet.’ So, I bought him a deafening silence.”
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“My husband took me out for a romantic dinner. He ordered a steak, and I ordered a salad. Guess who got to eat half of my steak?”
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“The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor…and a short-term memory.”
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“I knew my husband was the one when I realized he’s the only person I’d be willing to suffocate with a pillow in his sleep.”
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“If doing the dishes was an Olympic sport, my husband would definitely win gold…in avoiding it.”
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“My husband and I have a great marriage. We go out together twice a week. He goes out on Mondays, and I go out on Fridays.”
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“Marriage is a partnership. My husband brings home the bacon, and I fry it, serve it, and then clean up the mess.”
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“My husband always wants the last word in an argument. Obviously, I let him have it. The last word is always, ‘I’m sorry.'” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT KEEP MOVING FORWARD
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“Marriage is like a game of chess. The queen should always protect the king, but the king should also know how to make his own moves.”
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“My husband listens so well that it’s almost like he’s not even there.”
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“My husband has two moods: hungry and angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s both.”
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“Husbands are like fine wine – they give you a headache.”
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“A great husband is hard to find, difficult to catch, and impossible to train.”
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“My husband is like a fine wine, expensive and only brought out on special occasions.”
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“If men were houseplants, my husband would be a cactus – prickly and requiring very little care.”
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“My husband thinks I’m crazy, but I’m just the normal level of weird every woman should be.”
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“Marriage is like a long drive with a GPS that keeps re-routing.”
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“My husband’s favorite hobby is snoring. He could win a gold medal in it.”
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“My husband’s idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand.”
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“If my husband were a superhero, his superpower would be selective hearing.”
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“The key to a happy marriage is keeping expectations low, and the liquor cabinet stocked.”
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“Behind every successful man is a woman who had nothing to do with it.”