YOGI BEAR QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m smarter than the average bear!”

“I may be cute and cuddly, but I’m also full of mischief.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”

“If you can’t find me, look for the picnic baskets.”

“When all else fails, just try to steal some picnic food.”

“I’m so hungry, I could eat a Ranger’s hat.”

“The only thing I love more than picnics is stealing pic-a-nic baskets.”

“I’m not a thief, I’m just a very convincing borrower.”

“Why work hard when you can just take it easy and enjoy life?”

“A picnic without food is like a Yogi without a hat.”

“Healthy eating is good, but sometimes we all need a little junk food.”

“Why settle for less when you can have more honey?”

“If you ever need advice, just go ask a bear. We’re experts on life.”

“I’m a bear on a mission – a mission to find all the picnic baskets in the world!”

“If you see a bear dancing, don’t be alarmed. It’s just me trying to get some attention.” FAMOUS COP QUOTES

“Who needs a personal trainer when you can just chase after picnic baskets?”

“My motto in life? Eat, sleep, and steal picnic baskets. In that order.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing my acrobatic skills.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, steal someone’s picnic basket and enjoy it with the lemonade.”

“I may be small, but I have the appetite of a bear twice my size.”

“I don’t like to share, but I’ll make an exception for picnic food.”

“I have a dream – a dream where picnic baskets grow on trees.”

“If you want to make a bear happy, just leave a picnic basket out for me.”

“Picnics taste even better when they’re stolen.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just in a perpetual state of relaxation.”

“If you’re ever feeling down, just remember that there’s always a picnic basket waiting to be stolen.”

“Who needs a gym membership when you can get exercise by chasing after food?”

“Some people say I’m a troublemaker, but I prefer the term ‘adventurous’.”