YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND FUNNY QUOTES

“You’re the reason I have millions of screenshots in my phone, just to roast you whenever needed!”

“We are so alike, it’s like we were separated at birth, and luckily, we found each other to annoy people together!”

“Best friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone. That’s why I’m always there for you!”

“If being crazy means having you as my best friend, then call me the craziest person on earth!”

“We’re so close, people should start calling us by one name, like ‘Double Trouble’ or ‘Dynamic Duo’!”

“We don’t judge each other, we judge everyone else together. That’s what best friends do!”

“I love you so much, I even tolerate your weird obsessions… like collecting rubber ducks or mismatched socks!”

“You’re the only person allowed to insult me, because deep down, I know you love me too much to mean it!”

“Life is too short to waste on fake friends. That’s why I’m glad I have you, the realest weirdo I know!”

“Best friends are those rare people who can hear you out, then tell you how crazy and idiotic you are, but still love you.”

“You know me better than myself. Sometimes I think you’re an undercover stalker!”

“Best friends are like bras – close to your heart, support you, and always make you look fabulous!”

“No matter how badly I mess up, I can always count on you to make an even bigger fool of yourself!”

“We may not be related by blood, but we’re connected by our mutual love for sarcasm and hilarious inside jokes!” LIBRA BEST QUOTES

“When life gives you lemons, grab some vodka and call me. We’ll make the best lemonade together!”

“You make my life brighter and my laugh louder. Also, my bank account emptier, thanks to our shopping sprees!”

“We’ve shared so many memories, I’m surprised I haven’t filed a lawsuit against you for copyright infringement!”

“A true friend is someone who pretends to like all your photos on social media, no matter how ridiculous you look!”

“We’re like a crime-fighting duo, except we’re too lazy to solve real crimes. Let’s stick to solving our own mysterious snacks disappearance!”

“We may not always agree on everything, but we can always agree on one thing – everyone else is stupid!”

“If Friends had a spin-off called ‘Crazy Friends,’ we’d definitely be the main characters!”

“You’re the friend I would call in the middle of the night just to say, ‘I can’t sleep, let’s gossip!'”

“We’ve been through so much together that I’m starting to believe we were destined to be partners in crime!”

“We’re the kind of friends that would be voted ‘Most Likely to Start a Comedy Show’ if we were still in school!”

“You’re the missing puzzle piece in my life, and without you, it’s just an incomplete, boring picture!”

“Our friendship is like a cold pizza – it might not make sense to others, but we love it just the way it is!”