YOU CAN DO IT FUNNY QUOTES

“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”

“I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday. Or last week. Maybe next month?”

“I don’t need a personal trainer, I need a personal chef who only cooks chocolate.”

“I don’t work out because I love my body. I work out because I love pizza.”

“Working out is great, but have you tried nap-outs?”

“The only running I do is running low on motivation.”

“My workout routine consists of 5 minutes of exercising and 55 minutes of scrolling through workout memes.”

“Working out isn’t my cup of tea, but I occasionally pretend that the gym is a spa and the treadmill is a massage chair.”

“I tried working out, but then I realized it’s much easier to just buy larger clothes.”

“If you can’t be skinny, at least be the funny friend everyone loves to hang out with!”

“I believe in a balance of exercise and ice cream. Life needs flavor!”

“I tried doing yoga, but I’m about as flexible as a pencil. A really, really stiff pencil.”

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle. That’s why I avoid the gym at all costs.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT LIFE AND BUSINESS

“Does running late count as cardio?”

“I walk briskly to fridge every day. Does that count as exercise?”

“Does picking up my dog’s poop count as squats?”

“I decided to take up exercising because ‘running from my problems’ sounded like a good idea.”

“If only exercising my vocal cords counted as burning calories, I’d be super fit from all the ranting I do.”

“I don’t need motivation to work out, I need someone to follow me around and slap the junk food out of my hand.”

“I don’t sweat, I glisten. Just like a festive disco ball.”

“When it comes to fitness, I believe in ‘love at first bite’ rather than ‘love at first crunch.'”

“I work out because I really want to fit into my high school jeans… from 10 years ago.”

“Funny how they say summer bodies are made in the winter. I guess mine is taking an extended vacation.”

“Don’t worry if you can’t touch your toes during stretching. If I drop something, I just let it go and consider it my stretching routine for the day.”