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“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”
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“I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday. Or last week. Maybe next month?”
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“I don’t need a personal trainer, I need a personal chef who only cooks chocolate.”
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“I don’t work out because I love my body. I work out because I love pizza.”
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“Working out is great, but have you tried nap-outs?”
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“The only running I do is running low on motivation.”
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“My workout routine consists of 5 minutes of exercising and 55 minutes of scrolling through workout memes.”
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“Working out isn’t my cup of tea, but I occasionally pretend that the gym is a spa and the treadmill is a massage chair.”
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“I tried working out, but then I realized it’s much easier to just buy larger clothes.”
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“If you can’t be skinny, at least be the funny friend everyone loves to hang out with!”
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“I believe in a balance of exercise and ice cream. Life needs flavor!”
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“I tried doing yoga, but I’m about as flexible as a pencil. A really, really stiff pencil.”
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“I don’t sweat, I sparkle. That’s why I avoid the gym at all costs.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT LIFE AND BUSINESS
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“Does running late count as cardio?”
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“I walk briskly to fridge every day. Does that count as exercise?”
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“Does picking up my dog’s poop count as squats?”
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“I decided to take up exercising because ‘running from my problems’ sounded like a good idea.”
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“If only exercising my vocal cords counted as burning calories, I’d be super fit from all the ranting I do.”
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“I don’t need motivation to work out, I need someone to follow me around and slap the junk food out of my hand.”
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“I don’t sweat, I glisten. Just like a festive disco ball.”
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“When it comes to fitness, I believe in ‘love at first bite’ rather than ‘love at first crunch.'”
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“I work out because I really want to fit into my high school jeans… from 10 years ago.”
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“Funny how they say summer bodies are made in the winter. I guess mine is taking an extended vacation.”
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“Don’t worry if you can’t touch your toes during stretching. If I drop something, I just let it go and consider it my stretching routine for the day.”