YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH QUOTES

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, she hugged me.” – Unknown

“I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.” – Unknown

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!” – Unknown

“I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, ‘How flexible are you?’ I said, ‘I can’t make it on Tuesdays.'” – Unknown

“It’s been proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.” – Unknown

“I’m sorry, but I can’t help myself. I laugh uncontrollably when people fall down. It’s a condition. It’s called ‘being awesome!'” – Unknown

“I don’t need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Unknown

“When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.” – Unknown

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.” – Unknown

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then, I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!” – Unknown FAMOUS EDUCATION QUOTES IN ENGLISH

“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.” – Unknown

“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.” – Unknown

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!” – Unknown

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.” – Earl Wilson

“If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?” – Unknown

“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!” – Unknown

“I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.” – Unknown

“Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!” – Unknown

“I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.” – Unknown

“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.” – Unknown

“It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.” – Unknown