ZOMVIE LAND BEST THIMG ABOUT ZOMBIE LAND QUOTE

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“I’m not a pacifist. I’m a pacifist when I want to be, but when my family is threatened, I become a killing machine.” – Columbus

“You might as well call me Columbus, because I’m about to explore the shit out of this place.” – Columbus

“As your driving teacher, I must stress one thing. Stop, double tap.” – Tallahassee

“In the Pacific Playland, you could finally be a kid again. And if I had a son, I think he would have really liked it here.” – Columbus

“The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons… were the fatties.” – Columbus

“You can’t trust anyone anymore, unless you can clearly see their teeth are missing.” – Tallahassee

“The thing I hate most about zombies? They’re slow. You could walk at a zombie’s pace for days and never get winded.” – Columbus

“Never apologize for who you are. It’s a sign of strength.” – Wichita

“God? No God. The only thing I’m praying to is this pump-action shotgun.” – Tallahassee

“I haven’t cried like that since Titanic.” – Columbus

“Do you know what’s worse than zombies? People!” – Tallahassee

“There’s a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe.” – Tallahassee

“I’ve seen Walking Dead, but you’re more of a Dawn of the Dead type.” – Columbus

“Bathroom? There’s a shitload of zombies in the bathroom!” – Tallahassee QUOTES ABOUT OLD AND NEW

“I’m not great at farewells, so uh… that’ll do, pig.” – Tallahassee

“You know, they say when you’re about to die, your life flashes before your eyes. That’s true, even when you have a lot of missing memories.” – Columbus

“Guns, lots of guns.” – Tallahassee

“I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid of being alone.” – Wichita

“Check for the double tap. It’s their insurance policy.” – Columbus

“When the zombie outbreak first happened, people were scared. They were panicking. I got bit by a receptionist. Nobody panicked when I got bit by a receptionist.” – Columbus

“I’m very much looking forward to the next zombie kill of the week.” – Tallahassee

“Ah, America. Paved with dreams. And also, a lot of zombies.” – Columbus

“I’m not playing this game anymore. They don’t even taste like the cinnamon ones.” – Tallahassee

“You got to enjoy the little things.” – Tallahassee

“People that are afraid of dying are the ones who don’t know how to live.” – Columbus

“Sometimes the best weapon is not a gun, but another person.” – Wichita

QUOTES ABOUT OLD AND NEW