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“I can predict the future, but only when it’s about to happen.”
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“I tried to predict the future once, but all I got was a headache. Guess it wasn’t in my crystal ball’s job description!”
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“You know you’re getting old when you predict the future and realize you’re right…because you’ve seen it all before!”
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“Predicting the future is like trying to catch a squirrel in a nut factory – it’s nuts!”
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“I predicted the future once, but then I realized I was just looking at my reflection in a crystal ball.”
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“Predicting the future is easy: just take out a 10-year-old weather forecast and pretend it’s tomorrow’s news!”
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“If I had a dollar for every time I accurately predicted the future, I’d be broke. Who needs that kind of pressure?”
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“I used to predict the future, until I realized my magic eight ball was just a snow globe with no water…or magic.”
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“Predicting the future is like trying to find your keys in a clown car – it’s full of surprises and chaos!”
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“I predict that predicting the future will become obsolete once time travel is invented. Can someone tell me if I’m right?”
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“The best way to predict the future is to create it yourself… or at least make wild guesses and hope for the best!”
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“Predicting the future: the only job where you can be 100% accurate or completely out of touch, and nobody bats an eye.”
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“Predicting the future is like playing poker with a deck of tarot cards – you never know when you’re bluffing or dealing a royal flush!” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT BI
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“I once predicted the future and got so excited, I bought myself a fortune cookie. Sadly, it just had a discount coupon inside.”
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“The future is like a box of chocolates – no matter how many times you shake it, you’ll never know what you’re going to get!”
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“My crystal ball predicted the future, but I dropped it, and now it can only tell me how many birds will poop on my car this week…”
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“I’ve tried predicting the future, but all I see is a blurry vision of a couch and a bowl of popcorn. Must be a Netflix marathon!”
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“Predicting the future is a lot like playing darts blindfolded – you may hit the bullseye or just end up on the wrong side of the wall!”
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“Who needs a fortune teller when you can just ask the nearest toddler what they think the future holds? Their predictions are just as valid!”
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“I used to predict the future, but then I realized I kept confusing my dreams with reality. Turns out I’m just really imaginative!”
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“Predicting the future is like trying to read a book without opening it – you’ll never know the plot until you start reading!”
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“I once predicted the future, and it was exactly like I expected – unpredictable!”
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“If you want to predict the future, just be prepared for it to change as soon as you think you’ve got it figured out!”
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“Predicting the future is like trying to fold a fitted sheet perfectly – impossible and bound to give you a headache!”