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“Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing mom…who’s probably wondering what went wrong!”
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“I smile because I’m your daughter. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it, mom!”
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“Of course I love you, mom! Who else is going to listen to me complain about everything?”
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“Dear mom, thanks for putting up with a spoiled, ungrateful, messy, bratty daughter like my sibling.”
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“I asked my mom how to turn on the dishwasher. She replied, ‘Why? Are you planning on cleaning it?'”
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“Mother and daughter relationship goals: The daughter sends a text, the mother replies three days later!”
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“Behind every successful woman is a nagging mom asking when she’s going to settle down.”
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“Dear mom, I’m sorry for everything I did when I was a teenager. You were right, I was wrong…about everything.”
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“My mom always says, ‘Don’t worry, everything will be alright.’ And by ‘alright,’ she means ‘my way.'”
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“If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to in the first place.”
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“Me: Mom, can I go out with my friends? Mom: No. Me: Why? Mom: Because I said so. The end.”
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“Mom, can we get a dog? No dear, we already have a daughter who barks!”
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“I got my sense of humor from my mom. Well, that and my good looks…kinda.” MISS YOU QUOTES LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
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“Mom: Why don’t you ever call me? Daughter: I called you last week. Mom: Oh, sorry. My phone was dead… for a whole week.”
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Daughter: “Mom, I’m hungry!” Mom: “Hi hungry, I’m mom. Nice to meet you!”
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“When life gets tough, remember you have a mom who believes in you… sometimes.”
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“Mom: Why aren’t you married yet? Daughter: Because I can’t find someone as amazing as you, mom!”
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“My mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted. Turns out, she was talking to my sister.”
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“My mom’s superpower is pretending to know everything while googling it behind my back.”
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Daughter: “Mom, can I have some money?” Mom: “Money doesn’t grow on trees.” Daughter: “Well, it could if you planted some!”
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“They say daughters bring joy and laughter into the home…until they learn how to talk back.”
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Daughter: “Mom, I think I’m in love.” Mom: “With who?” Daughter: “Food.” Mom: “Oh, I thought it was something serious!”
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“Mom logic: If I’m not wearing my reading glasses, I can’t see that mess you’re telling me to clean up.”
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Daughter: “Mom, I fell in love with an idiot.” Mom: “Oh sweetheart, that’s just genetics!”