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“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller.
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“How you doin’?” – Joey Tribbiani.
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“Pivot!” – Ross Geller.
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“We don’t even have to be awake for that.” – Joey Tribbiani.
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“Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Joey Tribbiani.
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“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing.
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“She’s your lobster.” – Phoebe Buffay.
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“Joey doesn’t share food!” – Joey Tribbiani.
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“Phoebe, that’s not even a word!” – Ross Geller.
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“I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler Bing.
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“How can someone be so cute and so stupid at the same time?” – Monica Geller.
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“Did my heart not love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I ne’er saw true beauty till this night.” – Ross Geller. MY FAMILY HURT ME QUOTES
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“I’m breezy!” – Rachel Green.
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“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing.
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“It’s like all my life everyone’s always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse or a hat?” – Rachel Green.
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“You know what? It’s not that common. It doesn’t happen to every guy. And it is a big deal!” – Rachel Green.
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“I’m Chandler, could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Chandler Bing.
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“I don’t even have an ‘alibi’. I was, uh, I was just ‘alibied’.” – Joey Tribbiani.
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“They don’t know that we know they know we know.” – Phoebe Buffay.
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“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing.
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“Joey doesn’t share food!” – Joey Tribbiani.
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“Welcome to the real world. It sucks! You’re gonna love it!” – Monica Geller.
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“You’re over me? When were you under me?” – Rachel Green.