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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of stalking your social media.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of pizza delivery.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of binge-watching Netflix.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of eating ice cream straight from the carton.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of sleeping in until noon.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of our favorite delivery app.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of our cozy sweatpants.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…but the stomach doesn’t mind all the snacks.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of ordering takeout for the millionth time.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…especially for pizza with extra cheese.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of our pajamas that haven’t seen daylight in weeks.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of having our entire bed to ourselves.” FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT TECHNOLOGY
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of never having to share the last slice of pizza.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of not having to wear pants all day.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of remote controls that magically never get lost.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of online shopping for unnecessary things.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of eating cereal for dinner.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of living in a world where sweatpants are socially acceptable.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of not having to attend any social events.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of our trusty couch and binge-watching marathons.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of staying up late with a tub of ice cream.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of those comfy, never-leave-the-house clothes.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of not having to worry about impressing anyone.”