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“I’m like a diamond, baby. I’m rare, shiny, and worth a lot of money.”
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“I’m not the devil. I’m just really good at my job.”
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“Hell is full of surprises. It’s like a never-ending episode of ‘The Kardashians’.”
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“I don’t solve problems. I create chaos and then sit back and watch the show.”
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“Hell is just a place full of people who couldn’t take a joke.”
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“You know what they say about the devil? We have the best parties.”
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“I’m the reason the phrase ‘devilishly handsome’ exists.”
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“I don’t play well with others. I prefer to play with fire.”
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“I don’t need good PR. I’ve got an eternity to make people love me.”
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“Some people are like angels. They float around, being all righteous and annoying. Me? I prefer to dance with the devil.”
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“Why go to hell? Well, it’s warm, there’s a great nightlife, and the music is fire.”
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“I might be the lord of darkness, but I’m also the king of sarcasm.”
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“My favorite hobby? Making deals with desperate souls. The Devil’s version of retail therapy.” BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT GOD PROTECTING YOU
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“I always get the devilish charm from my dad, but the good looks are all mine.”
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“I may be wicked, but I’m wickedly charming.”
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“Hell has Wi-Fi. What more could you ask for?”
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“I’m not evil. I’m just creatively mischievous.”
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“Some people say I have a dark sense of humor. I say, welcome to my world.”
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“When life gives you lemons, sell your soul and make some lemonade.”
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“Who needs a halo when I’ve got horns?”
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“They call me the devil, but I prefer ‘PR mastermind’.”
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“Hell is a lot like high school. Full of drama and everyone’s trying to fit in. Except we have fire and brimstone instead of lockers.”
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“I love it when humans blame me for all their problems. Makes me feel like a rockstar.”
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“I don’t make mistakes. I create opportunities for chaos.”