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“Stan, you don’t know what it’s like. I’m tryin’ to lose my mind, but everybody keeps telling me to enjoy my life. Enjoy my life? I don’t even have a remote control!”
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“Drugs are bad, mkay?”
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“I thought this was America! Huh? Isn’t this America? I’m sorry, I thought this was America!”
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“Okay, fine, I’ll take a Whopper. But you know what? I won’t enjoy it!”
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“I’m sorry, I thought this was a free country! I thought this was America!”
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“Musical theater? That’s where fags go to watch other fags… be fags.”
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“I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive!”
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“Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!”
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“I’m sorry, Wendy, but I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”
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“What’s the matter with you people? You’re sheep! You’re sheep! All of you! You’re sheep!”
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“I am Lorde, ya ya ya.”
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“It’s gonna be SICK!” THE JUNGLE BOOK BOOK QUOTES
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“I am the voice of reason and I demand a virgin daiquiri!”
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“I’m sorry, but I don’t trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die.”
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“Margarine has no taste. It’s creamy, but it’s fucking tasteless!”
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“I’m gonna need a bigger penis pump.”
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“Back in my day, people believed in shit, goddamn it! They may have believed in dumb shit, but they believed!”
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“I don’t wash my hands… because I’m not a girl.”
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“I didn’t raise my little girl to be a boy.”
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“I wanna get high like a kite, officer.”
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“It’s called a sense of humor. You should get one, they’re nice.”
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“Hmmm, if I poop in there, people will think a giant turd did it!”
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“You poop out of your mouth too, Mr President. Don’t you remember?”