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“I used to work at a bakery. I kneaded dough every day!”
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“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
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“Work tip: Stand up, stretch, take a walk… to the donut shop!”
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“If you think your job is boring, remember someone is working as a taste tester for dog food.”
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“I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.”
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“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”
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“The only way to do great work is to love what you do… or deceive your boss that you love it.”
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“Success is the ability to go from one job to another with no loss of enthusiasm… or paycheck!”
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“Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.”
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“I’m not saying my work-life balance is perfect, but my coffee cup has a handle on both sides.”
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“Don’t take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyway.” FAMOUS CHARLIE BROWN QUOTES
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“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
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“My job interview tip: Just be yourself… unless you’re boring, then pretend to be someone else.”
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“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.”
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“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
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“Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. That’s why I am sitting here in a Batman costume!”
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“I’m not late. I’m on flexible working hours!”
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“Why do they call it ‘rush hour’ when nothing moves?”
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“Work like a captain, party like a pirate.”
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“The problem with the rat race is even if you win, you’re still a rat.”
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“Remember, the only thing standing between you and success is lack of talent, motivation, and a whole lot of bad luck!”