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“I’d love to see the world, but I’m just too busy working nine to wine.”
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“Work hard so you can buy all the things you don’t have time to enjoy.”
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“I pretend to work because they pretend to pay me.”
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“I have a workday routine: coffee, procrastination, more coffee.”
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“I always give 100% at work: 10% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 35% on Wednesday…”
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“I love work, it’s the hardest thing I never want to do.”
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“Work hard, nap harder.”
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“My job is like a huge coffee – it’s the only thing that gets me through the day.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.”
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“The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary… and maybe in a well-executed bribe.”
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“Work hard so you can count the days until your next vacation.”
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“I could tell you what great things I can accomplish in a workday, but I don’t want to lie.”
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“Coffee: Because adulting is hard.” QUOTES FOR MISSING YOUR MOM
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“I don’t love my job, but hey, it pays the bills…sometimes.”
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“Work: the fine art of balancing caffeine consumption with the fear of public speaking.”
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“If working hard and smart is the key to success, I must be a genius for finding ways to avoid both.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“Do I love my job? No, but it’s a great cover for my drinking habit.”
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“The only thing I’m working hard at is trying to look like I’m working hard.”
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“If sarcasm burned calories, I’d be a fitness model by now.”
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“Don’t count the days until Friday, make every day feel like Friday.”
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“I don’t need therapy, I just need a five-second break from my job every hour.”
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“Work would be so much more enjoyable if instead of meetings, we had margarita breaks.”
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“Whenever I accomplish something at work, I take a moment to celebrate with a cookie. Then I realize there are more tasks waiting for me and I regret my cookie decision.”
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“If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? She probably had a long workday and her feet were swollen.”