BEST BLAZING SADDLES QUOTES

“Sorry about the ‘up yours, n****r’ bit.” – Sheriff Bart

“Where the white women at?” – Bart

“You’d do it for Randolph Scott.” – Taggart

“They darker than us!” – Lyle

“Mongo only pawn in game of life.” – Mongo

“What’s your name?” – Bart. “Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me… Jim.” – Jim

“Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work! Hello, boys! Have a good night’s rest? I missed you!” – Hedley Lamarr

“We don’t need no stinking badges!” – Mexican Bandits

“You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.” – Reverend Johnson

“My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.” – Hedley Lamarr

“Gentlemen, please, rest your sphincters. This peace conference is hereby called to order.” – Hedley Lamarr LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP QUOTES GOODREADS

“What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City f**s!” – Taggart

“I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.” – Bart

“I must warn you, sir. I am only a common laborer. The tasks I am asked to perform require no great intelligence.” – Bart

“Hey, where are those white women at?” – Bart

“The sherrif is a n****r!” – Howard Johnson

“Baby, please. I am not from Havana!” – Bart

“You guys still hang around with old ‘Melon-Head’? Ha ha ha! Hell, that what you do – hang around with ‘Melon-Head’.” – Headly Lamarr

“Soon we will be up to our armpits in wa… Wairo… Weo… Weckless womans” – Headly Lamarr

“You daffy bastard!” – Bart