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“Sorry about the ‘up yours, n****r’ bit.” – Sheriff Bart
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“Where the white women at?” – Bart
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“You’d do it for Randolph Scott.” – Taggart
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“They darker than us!” – Lyle
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“Mongo only pawn in game of life.” – Mongo
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“What’s your name?” – Bart. “Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me… Jim.” – Jim
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“Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work! Hello, boys! Have a good night’s rest? I missed you!” – Hedley Lamarr
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“We don’t need no stinking badges!” – Mexican Bandits
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“You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.” – Reverend Johnson
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“My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.” – Hedley Lamarr
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“Gentlemen, please, rest your sphincters. This peace conference is hereby called to order.” – Hedley Lamarr LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP QUOTES GOODREADS
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“What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City f**s!” – Taggart
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“I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.” – Bart
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“I must warn you, sir. I am only a common laborer. The tasks I am asked to perform require no great intelligence.” – Bart
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“Hey, where are those white women at?” – Bart
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“The sherrif is a n****r!” – Howard Johnson
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“Baby, please. I am not from Havana!” – Bart
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“You guys still hang around with old ‘Melon-Head’? Ha ha ha! Hell, that what you do – hang around with ‘Melon-Head’.” – Headly Lamarr
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“Soon we will be up to our armpits in wa… Wairo… Weo… Weckless womans” – Headly Lamarr
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“You daffy bastard!” – Bart