CRAZY AND FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

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“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people… together.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.” – Unknown

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Unknown

“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” – Unknown

“Good friends offer a shoulder to cry on. Best friends bring a shovel to bury the bodies of your enemies.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even if you’re a little cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you’re fooling everyone else.” – Unknown

“True friends don’t say goodbye. They simply take extended leaves of absence.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF WATER

“Best friends don’t need words. They understand the look that says, ‘You’re an idiot, but I love you anyway.'” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have, but even luckier if you’re both a little crazy.” – Unknown

“Friendship means having someone who always knows how to make you laugh, even when you’re on the verge of tears.” – Unknown

“Friends are like bras: supportive, flexible, and always close to your heart.” – Unknown

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.” – Unknown

“True friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” – Unknown

“Friends pick us up when we fall down… and if they can’t, they lie down with us and listen for a while.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the ones who can hear you even when you’re silent.” – Unknown

“A weird friend will ask if they can have the last piece of pizza. A true friend will steal it like it’s their birthright.” – Unknown

QUOTES ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF WATER