![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVlZHZmxMWUVKTDZlZkpUS2ZHTGhqK29sYmdUcDJFRUhiMWlzSTFaNmVpWnAyVHV4TTZPWFZGVFJyczNBSVUxdEwxa3VIVVRGOU5iQ2ZMUG5leUg5VGc9/CUTE+FUNNY+SHORT+QUOTES/(025bc7068867a0074717e20c2cc5bb13).jpg)
“I am not lazy, I am in energy-saving mode.”
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“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”
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“I may be a night owl, but I’m no early bird.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0FXYmhYSVUwR040NStPWGthaUZxNmJEVEFYRUkzYWc4elpTc0YxMVowcE95YnVuampoTW1rcHBvK1RhRXFRWUhVOTVQR0xMYzNHYTVaUnFVQTI1dUE9/CUTE+FUNNY+SHORT+QUOTES/(09d4172bd88cb05cf2bf3be227e9b44e).jpg)
“I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.”
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“I don’t have a bad handwriting; I have my own font.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZW5vTk9XNzlNT3dVQ1EvYzdlV0RVbEh3cmNxb2ZhdGhoSnR3NWFxNzQ5d0sxdTNIblJQWmhhODJQOWtrTjdhM2NYU1ROcmlUU3RkS1hXSU14TFViMW42dVV0ZWZJQTlMWCtmQ0lkaXY4c2hrczhMbW9yQnlBR01UWnBUOXMvQ3djPQ%3D%3D/CUTE+FUNNY+SHORT+QUOTES/(011f56fd660a550888b634db2e0e58df).jpg)
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just doing a special dance called ‘gravity.'”
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“The best way to predict the future is to create it.”
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“Dear Math, I’m not a therapist, solve your own problems.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZWR4K2JneDQzbncwNWVnVERJNHk2M0dQWHA4ckNMSzVCTHhEVXVpYVMzYURlZWRMMUkyUlFxQXYxSmpTalQ3V2t1U3hKbXFENkZ4d1BDWE9nWllMVlo%3D/CUTE+FUNNY+SHORT+QUOTES/(d51e0e43006b0bdcbf1499fc2cb0ff02).jpg)
“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWDVrRFFDZWhJd2czLzVvUFZLTmxCTTdoS01XbU9YMVFxUW8wQzk3S3k1d211VTBaZUg1SlUrQWJqWW9ZcDZ5YVE9PQ%3D%3D/CUTE+FUNNY+SHORT+QUOTES/(ae577d99d5007fc17b71cc9f32946e26).jpg)
“Reality called, so I hung up.”
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“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”
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“Who says I can’t live in my own little fantasy world? It’s cozy here!”
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“I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.” GO OUT ON A LIMB QUOTE
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV0RXYVYwZjJlWGpleXVtTGJkWStTdDJOMnJ0NmF4d1NIWFZHWWw1Qi9tcHFnaW5nY1dKRmtSd1VJb3FPTmJvNjVKSTJ0clptNmdvaFFvOVMzSlo4aVU9/CUTE+FUNNY+SHORT+QUOTES/(c3d8689a658ddc50faecc833229d53f1).jpg)
“I may be soft-spoken, but I have a loud mind.”
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“I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”
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“When nothing goes right, go left.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZS9vTHJWYk1nUkl4cDlZak9ONm1ERnpmYTNmcFZZUUJxNlJkZm9uK1Rhd1k3a1dMc1h3aHdGOXljTVBmbTh1SGJ0MExaMVRWWWlOSHBmdXJVenk2QTQ9/CUTE+FUNNY+SHORT+QUOTES/(1d6a8bf4cfda98ce195ca1d1dca00fb4).jpg)
“Why be moody when you can shake your booty?”
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“I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.”
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“The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.”
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“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
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“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
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“Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0tOR21CT0FGNk45NWkyNHVIUXpOTUxmOHk2NXR6TnovcHFYY1QwMlhDRzAvbDlPdFl0MXYrUlhncFVEcVJCV2I2UTJCd2FwZnNFaXVWUGVKbVh0d2dmbjB0VU5DdHM4aW5KZXR5MW8rSHR3PT0%3D/CUTE+FUNNY+SHORT+QUOTES/(5bf46e17864289d3f05ecd8774d1e8ad).jpg)
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”