CUTE FUNNY SHORT QUOTES

“I am not lazy, I am in energy-saving mode.”

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

“I may be a night owl, but I’m no early bird.”

“I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.”

“I don’t have a bad handwriting; I have my own font.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just doing a special dance called ‘gravity.'”

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.”

“Dear Math, I’m not a therapist, solve your own problems.”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”

“Reality called, so I hung up.”

“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”

“Who says I can’t live in my own little fantasy world? It’s cozy here!”

“I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.” GO OUT ON A LIMB QUOTE

“I may be soft-spoken, but I have a loud mind.”

“I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”

“When nothing goes right, go left.”

“Why be moody when you can shake your booty?”

“I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.”

“The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.”

“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”

“Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”