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“I’m not a morning person, I’m a don’t-talk-to-me-before-I’ve-had-my-coffee person.”
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“If you think running a marathon is tough, try sitting through a meeting with a room full of idiots.”
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“The only thing I hate more than quitting is finding out that the vending machine is out of snacks.”
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“I don’t have time for Netflix and chill, I have goals to crush and dreams to chase.”
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“I ran out of excuses, so now I just run.”
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“My idea of a balanced diet is a burger in each hand.”
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“Some people call it laziness, I call it energy conservation.”
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“I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I prefer to make it as painful as possible.”
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“Life is like a box of chocolates, except mine’s filled with dumbbells and protein bars.”
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“I’m not a gym rat, I’m just one step away from becoming a swole ninja turtle.”
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“I don’t need a personal trainer, I need someone to hide all the junk food from me.”
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“Working out is my therapy session, that’s why I sweat so much. It’s all the pent-up sarcasm trying to escape.”
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“You know you’re getting old when your knees make more noise than your car.” WORK OUT QUOTES FUNNY
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“The only thing stretching after a workout is my stomach, as I make my way to the nearest buffet.”
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“I don’t run from my problems, I run towards bigger biceps.”
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“You can’t outrun your problems, but you can definitely outpace them on a good sprint.”
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“I don’t lift weights, I lift spirits. Mainly the spirits contained in beer bottles.”
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“I would love to be a little more zen, but I struggle to find my inner peace when someone cuts me off in traffic.”
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“My six-pack isn’t made of abs, it’s made of donuts.”
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“I don’t always do yoga, but when I do, I prefer to do it in a pizza coma.”
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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
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“I’m sorry, did you say it’s leg day? I thought you said it’s brunch day.”
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“I don’t do burpees to get fit, I do them to scare away potential conversation partners at the gym.”
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“I don’t believe in cheat days, but I do believe in treat yo’self days.”