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“One trillion, gagillion, fafillion, shabadabadoo!”
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“Unfortunately, my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. So, summers in Rangoon…luge lessons…in the spring we’d make meat helmets…hey lad, you ever just let loose and make a meat helmet?”
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“Throw me a frickin’ bone here!”
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“I didn’t spend six years in evil medical school to be called ‘mister,’ thank you very much.”
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“I’m surrounded by idiots.”
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“Mini Me, stop humping the “laser”. Honest to God! Why don’t you and the “laser” get a fricken’ room for God’s sakes? ”
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“I’m going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.”
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“The details of my life are quite inconsequential… Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. ”
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“I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!”
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“You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.”
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“How about no, Scott? Okay?” BEST HAL 9000 QUOTES
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“I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I don’t even know you, but I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you!”
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“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world’s deadliest assassins and yet each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers.”
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“Silent but deadly!”
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“What if God were one of us? Just a slob like one of us?”
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“Allow me to introduce my favorite invention. When I was 18 years old, I invented an orgasm. That’s pretty good, isn’t it? If you’re going to invent one, that’s the one to invent.”
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“I’m the boogeyman! That’s what scares you!”
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“Scott, I’ve been a frickin’ evil doctor for 30 frickin’ years! And these frickin’ sharks are so frickin’ important!”
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“I don’t know what we’re yelling about!”
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“How about we get naked and you hop on the good foot and do the bad thing?”
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“The freakin’ moon!”