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“Good afternoon! I wonder how many calories I burned trying to avoid my responsibilities today.”
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“Afternoons: the time when I give up on being productive and start planning for dinner instead.”
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“Good afternoon! Remember, it’s never too late for a coffee break… or a nap.”
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“Why is it called ‘afternoon’ when I still haven’t done anything ‘forenoon’?”
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“If life gives you lemons, just add vodka and have a fabulous afternoon!”
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“Good afternoon! Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that we survived the morning madness.”
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“Afternoons are proof that even the universe agrees that mornings are hard.”
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“Good afternoon! If I had a dollar for every time I thought about food, I’d be a millionaire by now.”
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“Afternoons are the perfect time for a power nap… or a really long bathroom break.”
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“Good afternoon! I appreciate the irony of having an ‘afternoon slump’ in the middle of a 24-hour day.”
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“Afternoons are like mini Mondays. It’s a scientific fact.”
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“Good afternoon! Just a friendly reminder that you’re doing amazing, even if you haven’t accomplished anything today.”
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“Afternoons: the time of day when I start questioning all my life choices… until it’s time for snacks, of course.” NANNY MOTHERS DAY QUOTES
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“Good afternoon! May your coffee be strong and your motivation be as elusive as that perfect parking spot.”
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“If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I’d definitely earn a gold medal in the afternoon events.”
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“Good afternoon! Let’s push through the remaining hours of the day with the promise of a well-deserved Netflix marathon in the evening.”
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“Afternoons were invented for people to catch up on the sleep they missed during the night.”
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“Good afternoon! It’s important to remember that ‘procaffeinating’ is a legitimate term and a valid excuse for not being productive.”
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“Afternoons are like the annoying middle child of the day. Too late to start anything new, too early to give up entirely.”
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“Good afternoon! If you’re having a rough day, just remember that chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions – chocolate understands.”
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“Afternoons are best spent pretending to work while secretly online shopping.”
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“Good afternoon! Remember, life is too short to pretend you like salad. Eat the pizza.”
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“Afternoons: the time when I contemplate if it’s too early to start planning my evening snacks.”
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“Good afternoon! Keep calm and pretend you’re busy until it’s time to go home. You’ve got this!”