“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to test the gravity.”

“When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!”

“My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, that’s why I had to stay in it.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“I’m not always late, but when I am, I make it fashionably late.”

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”

“If you can’t remember my name, just call me Awesome. It’s practically the same thing.”

“I don’t age, I level up!”

“My room isn’t messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.”

“I tried being normal once—worst two minutes of my life!”

“Don’t worry, I’m not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.”

“I speak fluent sarcasm. It’s my second language.” VERY SHORT FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDSHIP

“Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions—chocolate understands.”

“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”

“I’m not lost, I’m just exploring new paths.”

“I tried exercising, but I found out I can’t run without a pizza in my hand.”

“I’m officially on a selfie diet – I only take pictures of myself once a day.”

“The secret to a happy life is a bad memory and a good sense of humor.”

“I’m not messy, I’m creatively organized.”

“Behind every successful person, there is a lot of coffee.”

“I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.”

“I don’t have a weird sense of humor. You just don’t have a weird enough imagination.”

“Remember, stress is just desserts spelled backward. So, let’s have some desserts!”