FUNNY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.”

“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

“Love may fade but your credit card debt will last forever.”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”

“The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor and a short memory.”

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”

“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person – just like with cake!”

“Marriage is a journey where you never have to stop and ask for directions, because you’re both too stubborn to admit you’re lost.”

“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.”

“Marriage is like a game of chess. One wrong move, and you’re in checkmate… couch!”

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.” FUNNY DARING QUOTES

“Marriage is not a word, it’s a sentence.”

“Marriage is the only war where you can sleep with the enemy and still wake up feeling victorious.”

“Marriage is all about finding that one special person who is willing to put up with all your crap.”

“Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night. First, it wakes you up, and then you have to answer.”

“Love is blind, but marriage restores your vision.”

“If love is blind, then marriage is definitely an eye-opener.”

“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.”

“Marriage is like learning to ride a bike. At first, you’re wobbly and unsure, but with time, you develop the confidence to yell at each other while cruising down the road.”

“Marriage is not a word to be taken lightly. It’s a whole sentence!”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end, you’ll be looking for a club and a spade.”

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one, and they both start looking in the mirror to figure out who is the one.”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”