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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.”
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“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”
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“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
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“Love may fade but your credit card debt will last forever.”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
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“The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor and a short memory.”
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“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”
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“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person – just like with cake!”
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“Marriage is a journey where you never have to stop and ask for directions, because you’re both too stubborn to admit you’re lost.”
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“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.”
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“Marriage is like a game of chess. One wrong move, and you’re in checkmate… couch!”
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“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.” FUNNY DARING QUOTES
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“Marriage is not a word, it’s a sentence.”
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“Marriage is the only war where you can sleep with the enemy and still wake up feeling victorious.”
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“Marriage is all about finding that one special person who is willing to put up with all your crap.”
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“Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night. First, it wakes you up, and then you have to answer.”
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“Love is blind, but marriage restores your vision.”
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“If love is blind, then marriage is definitely an eye-opener.”
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“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.”
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“Marriage is like learning to ride a bike. At first, you’re wobbly and unsure, but with time, you develop the confidence to yell at each other while cruising down the road.”
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“Marriage is not a word to be taken lightly. It’s a whole sentence!”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end, you’ll be looking for a club and a spade.”
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“Marriage is when a man and woman become one, and they both start looking in the mirror to figure out who is the one.”
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“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”