INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES IRONIC

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“The road to success is always under construction.” – Unknown

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker

“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you.” – Steven Wright

“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler

“The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn.” – David Russell

“I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.” – Unknown

“The key to success is to focus on goals, not obstacles.” – Unknown

“The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you’re with someone you’re not supposed to be seen with.” – Unknown

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde FUNNY QUOTES ON DOMAIN_6

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams

“The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Miles Kington

“A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.” – John A. Shedd

“Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it the most never use it.” – Unknown

“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.” – Mark Twain

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.” – Unknown

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