SHORT FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES IN ENGLISH

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“It’s important to have friends who are kind, understanding, and will bail you out of jail at 2 a.m.” – Unknown

“Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m outgoing, but my best friends know that I’m completely insane.” – Unknown

“I don’t need the whole world to love me, just my best friend.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone!” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who knows all your secrets and still loves you… despite the fact that you snort when you laugh.” – Unknown

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Irish Proverb

“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.” – Unknown

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.” – Doug Larson

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.” – Unknown

“Behind every successful person, there is a friend giving them questionable advice.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT MISSING SOMEONE WHO PASSED

“Good friends offer a shoulder to cry on, but best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” – Unknown

“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it definitely helps!” – Unknown

“Friends are like bras – close to your heart and there to support you.” – Unknown

“Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.” – Ed Cunningham

“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you’re fooling everyone else.” – Oprah Winfrey

“True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people… together.” – Unknown

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell

“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis

“Friendship is like money – easier made than kept.” – Samuel Butler

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

“A good friend is cheaper than therapy.” – Unknown