SLOTH CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“Christmas makes me want to be a better sloth.” – Unknown

“All I want for Christmas is a cozy blanket and a long nap.” – Unknown

“Christmas isn’t about rushing around, it’s about taking it slow and enjoying the moment.” – Unknown

“Slothful tidings we bring to you and your kin.” – Unknown

“Peace, love, and slothfulness this Christmas.” – Unknown

“May your Christmas be filled with laziness and joy.” – Unknown

“Slothing through the snow, in a one-sloth open sleigh.” – Unknown

“Keep calm and sloth on this Christmas.” – Unknown

“Forget decking the halls, I’ll be festively lounging this Christmas.” – Unknown

“The best part of Christmas is the excuse to be lazy.” – Unknown

“Wishing you a slow and peaceful Christmas.” – Unknown

“May your Christmas be filled with sweet slothfulness.” – Unknown

“Tis the season to be slothy!” – Unknown FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT FAITH FROM THE BIBLE

“No rushing this Christmas, just sloth-ing around.” – Unknown

“Sloth your way through the Christmas season, one nap at a time.” – Unknown

“May your Christmas be merry and slothful.” – Unknown

“Santa, please bring me a lifetime supply of snacks and a comfortable tree branch to hang out on.” – Unknown

“It’s the most slothful time of the year.” – Unknown

“Christmas spirit: lounging by the fireplace and sipping hot chocolate.” – Unknown

“May your Christmas be filled with laughter, love, and laziness.” – Unknown

“Sloth the halls with boughs of holly!” – Unknown

“All I want for Christmas is a silent night and a cozy blanket.” – Unknown

“Sloth bells ring, are you listening?” – Unknown

“This Christmas, embrace your inner sloth and enjoy the slow pace of the season.” – Unknown