WATER QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m just here for the boats and the hoes… I mean, water and the fish.” – Unknown

“Water you doing? Oh, just trying to stay afloat.” – Unknown

“I’m not crying, I’m just becoming one with the water.” – Unknown

“Water: the best kind of therapy, both inside and outside of a glass.” – Unknown

“I drink so much water, I’m basically a fish with a drinking problem.” – Unknown

“I’m not a swimmer, I just like to make waves.” – Unknown

“Water: the only drink that can stop you from being thirsty and make you need to pee at the same time.” – Unknown

“I may not be the best swimmer, but I sure can float away from my problems.” – Unknown

“Water: turning grumpy shrivelers into mermaids since forever.” – Unknown

“I don’t always go swimming, but when I do, I make sure I forget how to swim.” – Unknown

“If there’s one thing I’ve learned from water, it’s that you can’t trust it.” – Unknown

“Water: it’s like air conditioning you can drink.” – Unknown THE ODYSSEY BOOK 22 QUOTES

“I’m not a fisherman, but I have mastered the art of catching fish… in my water cup.” – Unknown

“Water: the universal solvent and my best friend after a night of tacos.” – Unknown

“I’m like a fish out of water… only when I’m out of water.” – Unknown

“Water: the only liquid that can quench your thirst and make you look like you wet your pants at the same time.” – Unknown

“Water: ruining attractive people since the invention of water parks.” – Unknown

“I’m not a water bottle, but I’m definitely waterbottle curious.” – Unknown

“Water: the source of life, and the reason we all have to pee so much.” – Unknown

“I may not have a beach bod, but I have a pretty great beach dad bod.” – Unknown

“Water: the only substance that can simultaneously be hot and cold without causing major confusion.” – Unknown

“I don’t always go near water, but when I do, I make sure it’s only ankle-deep.” – Unknown

“Water: making people think they need to pee when they don’t, since forever.” – Unknown