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“I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.” – Jennifer Yane
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“The biggest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.” – William James
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“I’m not procrastinating, I’m still gathering last-minute panic.”
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“Stress: the confusion created when one’s mind overrides the body’s basic desire to choke the living daylights out of someone who desperately needs it.” – Author Unknown
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“Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.” – Jack Wagner
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“I’m sorry, but my stress levels aren’t compatible with your drama.”
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“I thought I was stress eating, but it turns out that I’m just a passionate food enthusiast.”
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“Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!” – Author Unknown
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“I don’t need anger management; I need people to stop pissing me off.”
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“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.” – Author Unknown
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“At work, stress is optional, but sarcasm is mandatory.” – Author Unknown
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“If you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty of joy and stress.” – Author Unknown
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“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.” BEST RAP QUOTES ABOUT GOD
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“Stress: The condition created when the mind overrides the body’s desire to choke the living daylights out of someone who desperately deserves it.” – Author Unknown
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“I am on a drinking schedule. I don’t drink before five so I must be stressed.” – Author Unknown
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“I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people… I’m just saying let’s remove all warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.”
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“Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could have eight arms to punch people who stress me out.”
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“Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.” – Author Unknown
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“The only thing that lessens the pressure on me is putting my hands on your throat.”
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“No, I’m not stressed. I’m just incredibly busy to the point that my brain might explode.”
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“I don’t always handle stress well. In fact, I’m not always sure which one of us is going to crack first – me or my moisturizer.”
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“I’m working so hard to avoid stress that I stress over how much work it is.” – Author Unknown
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“I took a stress test, turns out I’m stressed because my stress tests are always stressing me out.”
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“Dear stress, let’s break up.”